Archive for May, 2006
Diana’s First Time
Monday, May 29th, 2006Diana’s First Time
I grew up in a good family of 4 girls in North East England. I’m the second youngest and being a good girl was very innocent and naive. At the age of 13 or 14 I was at Grammar School, the first girl in our family to go and did I have bad puberty with small breasts and an almost constant bladder infection! I had to get the bus to school every day and walked and stood alone! Every morning a big dog would pass me and growl. I was scared of it not surprisingly.
This particular morning I was running late and rushed to the stop, I had to pee really badly…. Behind the stop was a big beech hedge and with care I slipped through it. Taking off my knickers I crouched leaning my back against a tree. Gosh did that feel good, so I closed my eyes. I then felt something warm and wet on my lips, I opened my eyes to see the big black dog that I hated licking up my urine. Terror! So I stayed really still and let the dog do what it wanted….
Now let me explain I was a complete innocent and had at this time never played with myself, I was a good girl!
The feel of the dog’s tongue on my pussy was beginning to feel nice, and I guess now I was wet for a different reason. I had an orgasm and the dog continued to lick. Again and again I came; the world was a far off place that was a dream. Next thing I awoke and tried to stand up, the dog had gone; I was groggy and confused so staggered home. Mum put me to bed thinking I was sick, though I don’t know what she thought of the fact that I was carrying my knickers in my hand and they had a muddy paw print on them.
Signs your Boyfriend Suspects that You’re a Closet Animal Lover
Friday, May 26th, 2006Signs your Boyfriend Suspects that You’re a Closet Animal Lover
10: He insists on having the dog he gave you last Christmas be neutered at once and when asked he just mutters, “Better to be safe than sorry…”
9: He thinks that you had something to do about the way his pet eel died when you were looking after his apartment while he was away.
8: You look at his computer and notice that he bookmarked “Signs That Your Girlfriend is an Animal Lover” page from a website. You also note that he also bookmarked “Signs Your Girlfriend Suspects that You’re a Closet Animal Lover” from THIS site.
7: You have a fight with him after you and your girlfriend went to an aquarium exhibit. Later after you two made up and are having sex, he looks at you suspiciously in the eye and asks, “Honey, why does your pussy smell fishy?”
6: He won’t take you to the zoo anymore.
5: He won’t let you on the couch any more….
4: When you tell him you sleep with the dog, he hopes that’s all you do.
3: You tell him that the reason you were late was because you got detained by the police and he asks, “Which one, the Horse Patrol Unit of the K9 Unit?”
2: You spend countless hours that the girl in the internet picture fucking a dog is not you and it was your evil twin sister (yeah right!!!) who is trying to break up your relationship.
And the number one sign that Your Boyfriend suspects that you are a closet Animal Lover…
1: He growls at every dog that passes by saying, “Stay away from MY bitch, you mutts!”
Cutie little doggie fuck
Wednesday, May 24th, 2006Sweet loving girl give her little puppy a hot naughty lesson. Watch this hot naughty bitch bangs her little doggy.
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Ladyhawk, my Ladylove
Wednesday, May 24th, 2006Ladyhawk, my Ladylove
She was waiting for me. I heard her cries, summoning me to hurry as I walked towards her large cage. I could feel her eyes, tracking me, as I stood just in front of her and wrap an old tattered T-shirt around my hand and forearm. Protection. For me, not her. As the saying goes, it is better to have safe sex than to regret earlier. As I did, during those first few times we paired up together.
I smile as I slowly unlatch the door, knowing that my lady was impatient for her kind. Sure enough, she began crying again, begging me to hurry up. Her need must very great today, I said to myself, trying to calm her down with soft gentle cries of my own.
Upon opening the door, I held out my covered hand toward her and was rewarded with soft cries of greeting as she immediately perched on my hand. I wince inwardly, feeling her sharp claws digging through the fabric and to my skin. Gotta change t-shirt soon, I thought. The cloth was no longer thick enough for our “activities”, but for today, it will have to do.
With my other hand, I latch the cage door close, before leading her to a nearby fountain. I learned that my lady finds the sound of running water relaxing and this would help me in what I have planned for the two of us. Silently, slowly, as not to alarm her, I sat on the fountain’s edge and begin our customary rite of foreplay.
I could feel myself slowly harden as I gently caress her graceful neck and head. The feel of her soft feathers against my skin was very arousing, indeed, and I could tell that she felt the same way too. Her eyes were already half closed and she was making soft cooing sounds of pleasure. She was very still, her wings drooping slightly, and her grip on my hand tightens, waiting for me to make the first move. As always.
I stop teasing her and decide to get down to business. Slowly I reach under her tail with my other hand and run a nail over her hole. This startles her, and for a moment, I freeze, hoping that she will not suddenly turn on me and make me lose an eye or two. Last time she did it, I ended up having a large gash on my cheek and I have no wish it of it happening again.
She seemed willing this time and immediately spins around, her tail facing me, and I bring her back towards me. Gently I raise my head up and kiss her hole, feeling the point of two end bones under her tail with my lips, and with my tongue I wet, the soft feathers surrounding it. I know that she is very delicate so I try to be gentle with my lady as I can.
She is easily pleased and she lifts her tail up and pushed it desperately against my face. I grin and tease her hole with my tongue. She screeches, flaps her wings, and comes to my mouth. Then I sucked gently, and with another cry and flap of her wings, she came again. I have always found her cum to be very arousing, so I sucked her repeatedly, enjoying her cries as she came again and again to my mouth.
After a few minutes, I lowered my hand and let her land beside me at the fountain’s edge. I was so horny and I wanted to cum while pleasuring my lady. So, I zipped my fly and lowered my pants, knowing that she was watching my every move. I glance at my lady, give her teasing grin, before reaching under my boxers and grabbing my rock hard cock, and began jerking off. It did not take long before I was shooting cum all over the ground.
I do not know how long I’ve sat back there into some sort of sexual daze, with a puddle of cum at my feet. But I quickly snapped out of it when sharp claws dug into my skin, followed by something gently landing on my chest. Startled, I opened my eyes. It was her, my ladylove, and she was staring at me with her razor sharp beak so close to my face. This is it, I thought. I’ll have to give up an eye or two as payment for our forbidden love. I closed my eyes hoping that she be merciful and make it quick. I was surprised when I felt her beak work its way to my short and often messy hair. I opened my eyes and stared at her. She…was preening me? To my knowledge, hawks only preen another hawk when it has accepted the latter as its lifelong mate. So, has she finally accepted me?
She must have read my mind and she stops and brushes her head against my cheek. Yes, she has accepted me. And I whisper her name.
Ladyhawk. My ladylove…
the End.
Some Reasons Why Having Sex With Animals is Better than Sex with other Humans
Monday, May 22nd, 2006Here are some of my reasons why nonhuman sex is better than human sex. Feel free to add some of your own if you like. The whole thought sent me laughing my head off. Read and enjoy. 
Some Reasons Why Having Sex With Animals is Better than Sex with other Humans
- You don’t have to pay them first.
- YOUR size doesn’t matter to them.
- You don’t have to treat them to a candlelight dinner first or buy them chocolates.
- You don’t have to waste your bloody time on foreplay first. You can fuck them right away.
- No one can sue you for rape or child abuse.
- They won’t blab if you ejaculate prematurely.
- You don’t GET AIDS.
- Menstration doesn’t apply to their females.
- It doesn’t matter if you chain while having sex.
- You can’t get the other party pregnant.
Little Kitty Licking Hot Pussy
Saturday, May 20th, 2006
The Same
Friday, May 19th, 2006The Same
Man and Animal
Master and Pet
Opposites
And the Same
Skin against Fur
Hands on Paws
Together
And the Same
Writhe and Thrust
Pleasure and Pain
Intertwined
And the Same
You and I
Man and Beast
Opposites
Together
Intertwined
One
And the Same
Naughty Female Slamming Mongrel
Wednesday, May 17th, 2006Bad girls just wanna have fun…. With the dog!!! Watch as she teach that dog how to have a slamming good time!!! Only here at Zoo Surprse!!!
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More Reasons Why You Should Fuck Animals
Wednesday, May 17th, 2006More Reasons Why You Should Fuck Animals
You don’t have to spend a fortune buying that diamond ring only to find out that the bitch had already hooked up with the richest guy in the block.
They are open about having multiple partners.
You don’t have to rush to the nearest drugstore late at night to buy a condom.
Sex is better between friends. Who better than Man’s best friend for that matter?
They don’t transmit sexually transmitted diseases.
They don’t get squimish if you want the sex dirty.
They don’t care much about where you fucked them.
They don’t charge you by the hour when fucking them.
Exotic breeds are always affordable and available at the pet shop.
They won’t drive you away by asking, “When are you gonna marry me?”